Camwhore?

Yesterday was quiet fun, to me.

I had to go to my grandma's house for dinner.

So, before going for dinner..

My sisters and I camwhore like siao.

Check out my sexy sisters

I'm not as sexy as them, trust me

Do you see what colour we wearing?

We are wearing trafice light colour la..




M00?




My sister's teeth nicer than mine
Cause she got braces ma..

I look so fat...

Wait, I'm..!!

After that we went in the car.

My elder sister was like..

Jong : Let's take pictures again..

Wern : Don't want la.. Sakai izzit? Geez..

Jong : Pss... Come on.. Please..

Wern : Fine, after this no more..

I seriously dont know what I look at..

bLek..!

LEGS..

My second sister trying to be emo..

Me and my elder sister's hand..

After dinner around 9 or 10..

We went to my aunt's house.

We were currently making so much noise in the room.

Me, my both sisters, Daphne, Dylan & Kakak..

Were in the room playing..

Me and Kakak Una was throwing alot of pillows at Dylan Boi..

Until he can't get up..

Even though Dylan is only 2 this year.. But he is evil..

He pulled my earrings out from my ears la..

Pain la.

And even though Daphne is only 4 years old this year..

*Going to be 5 on the 29th January*

She is damn smart in computer..

When I go my aunt's house..

I saw her playing the computer..

Until I wanted to go home around 12..

She is still playing..

My cousin *Daphne & Dylan's mom* said..

"Aiya, play lor.."

Daphne is not playing game but games for her brain..

She studies on CNY..

That's my story for today..

I think I should shut up now..

Happy Chinese New Year

Happy Chinese New Year.
Today is the 30th.
Its dinner night.
There's two thing nice about CNY.
a. ANGPAU
b. Dinner night.

Still, Happy Chinese New Year..!!
I want go my grandma's house already..
*MAKAN*

SSP I'm coming for you..!!

CIKGU RAZMAN

Just now Neda..
(Hope you guys didn't forget our one and only best head prefect 2008)
Neda sent me a message that Cikgu Razman..
(Hope you guys didn't forget him also..)
(Guru Disiplin SSP & GURU PENGAWAS)
CIKGU RAZMAN..YOU ROCK..!!
I will get back to what I want to say..
Cikgu Razman wants all the ex-prefect of standard 6 2008 to go to SSP.
Date : 6 February (Friday)
Time : 9:00 a.m
Place : SSP

Hope to see you there.. =]


Happy Holidays Guys!!
To does that is going to celebrate CNY..
Happy Chinese New Year.
To Kaii..
Happy Sleep Sleep Eat Sleep Shit Sleep Eat Get High Online Sleep Sleep.
I know wht you want to say and..
You're welcome.. lol


I'M GOING BACK TO SCHOOL..!!
:D

Sch00L?

I started thinking about primary school again.
Cuase..
There is this new guy in my class.
He look like..
He is fair, quiet tall, thin, hair quiet curly but not a Malay.
He looks like Amzar.
But he is not a Malay.
When I look at him, I think of Amzar.
I will never forget the days in primary school.

BubbLe Tea?

My school got sell loads of stuff after school.
My school also got sell bubble tea.
Outside the school on Tuesday & Friday.
After 3 weeks of school, today I finally bought.
Everytime I didn't buy cause there will be loads of people around saying,
Aunty my one are..
Aunty blueberry, chocalate and honey dew.
Aunty faster la.
Aunty.. Aunty.. AUNTY..!!
Headache la.
The bloody aunty shake so slow.
FUCK HER..!!
Today i tried la.
Oh my gosh la.
I reach there the 3rd one and the aunty was like giving the others first.
I was so fucked off la.
The aunty shake the tea already la.
Than she leave it there. I were like
"Aunty, wor de.. (my one)"
SHE DIDN'T BOTHER ABOUT ME..
At that time there were many people around already la.
Than this who wanna mess with Xiu Wern said
"Aunty, this one my one har.."
I were so angry cause its mine and I said
" Ehy, i came first la."
"It mine."
And that guy say
"No prove, its still mine."
And I said
"You want to fight izzit?"
"FUCK OFF LA..!!"
So the went to the other side.
Than the aunty still don't want to pour mine into the cup.
And that time I was so pissed off already..
So I took the cup and pour myself.
The I went to the uncle and took the bubble.
PSSTT..
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YOHANNA got her nickname already..!!
Her nickname is YOHONIEE
Gratz yohanna!

SYAPOPIE..!! SYAHORNIE..!! SYAPORNIE..!! SYAFINIEE..!!
I put Syapopie smaller cause if I put bigger she will kill me.
RYTE POPIE?

Popie?

Yesterday was a fun day.
The people around me got our own nicknames.
To my primary school friends, don't worry.
The name you guys gave me is still alive.
WORMY..!!
My new friends are also using it.
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Well, let's see.
Yohanna sits beside Syafinas..
So Yohanna had to go for bola jaring practice.
Syafinah was lonely la.
Than I started talking with Syafinas.
Until P.Seni..
We had fun..
Me, Syafinas, Jezzey and Brian was laughing our ass off.
Jezzey sits behind me la.
So everytime when Jezzey calls me I just don't look back.
And yesterday he was like.
Xiu Wern, Xiu Wern.. Xu Wern.. Xu Wen.. Xu Wee.. XU WEE!!
And the next thing I know is he is calling me CHEWIEEEE.
And I love that name.
Next its Syafinas.
Jezzey kept on calling her Syafinieee!!
I heard wrongly and I say..
Xiu Wern : Syaporniee?
*laughs*
Jezzey : SYAHORNIEE..!!
Xiu Wern : SYAPOPIE..!!
Xiu Wern and Jezzey : YAY..!!
Brian : Oh gosh *laughs*
I thing Brian will be stuck with us for life..!!
Wheeee!!
Next its Jezzey.
He is a prevert man.
The only thing he can think of is girls.
But nevermind.
Me and Syapopie call him Jessie or Jessica..
Jezzey seriously sound like a girls name.
The day pass and I'm more and more like Jezzey each and everyday.
I'm gettin' worst each and everyday..
And Jezzey, I hate the program you playing with!!

My Gosh..

My Gosh..
I don't believe someone..
I mean a few people laa.
Things that I'm flat..
You know, as in you know.. flat.. boobs..
I'm not flat ryte?
=]

aHa

aHa..
I'm back and I'm so proud.
Walao, I didn't play the computer so long liao.
I don't know how I survived.
School is damn boring la.
The only think I do at home this 2 weeks are homework.
Damn alot la.
My teacher damn bad.
My Maths teacher is the worse.
You don't finish her homework..
She will scold you until the whole blok can hear.
I cannot be like a primary school girl anymore.
Didn't do homework also nevermind.
In SMKDJ if I don't finish my homework..
My name will be in the black book.

Let me tell you a story.
Starring the first day of school.
Shit way, The first day of school damn lonely la.
I hardly talk.
I think the first person I knew was Audrey Cheah.
She's nice.
Then, I start to meet Audrey's primary school friends.
Example : Ashlyn, Jason and got la...
Then I start to talk to people in my class..
Then on Friday I met Shu Ming's classmate.
Her name is Wai Xian.
She acts just like me..
Happy go lucky, sometimes prevert, always blur.
But there is one think she is very different from me.
She is half a head shorter than me.
A bit smaller than me.
But the tummy will never get full.
She only eat eat eat.
If she didn't say the word "I hungry la."
That is like so amazing.
She will tell Shu Ming and me.
"Ehy, hungry la."
One day she can eat RM10 way.
We are currently very close la.
We talk crap.
Than there is this guy who sits behind me.
He is a prevert, sicko, weirdo, retarded shit.
He is worse than Renie.
Everyday he shows me his "body shape"
He wants to have boobs.
Too bad he is damn flat.
I told him to put 2 apples and wear bra size C.
But kesian him la, everyday get pinch at his nipples.

Next, scouts.
The sir damn nice but he thought us bad words la.
Of course I won't say what is it.
Sir : UNDERSTAND?
Scouts : Yes sir.
Sir : What is that? LOUDER..
Scouts : YES SIR!
Sir : What? Boys scream like sissy.
Girl scream like ants.
Student (I call him Mr.Yao) : Ants scream like lions.
Sir : Signn..
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Sir : Ok.. I teach you something..
(He chose a Form 5 scout la.)
I like that dusbin at the back there.
Form 5 scout : *Run and take that dusbin*
Sir : I didn't say I want also but he did a great job.
That is what I want.
Mr.Yao : I want.. I want...
Sir : Ok.. You come hear.
I like that dusbin at the field there.
(Damn far you know)
He run till there than he looked back at us than Sir said DON'T
Than he run back.
waa...
Still school is so darn boring.

That day my elder sister and Josie when to all the Form 1 classes.
And she said she will never go back there again.
She say she go one class one of my friend say
"Ehy, Xiu Wern sister. Say hi to Xiu Wern"
My sister said most of the classes she go also the same thing.
Example
Monica : I know you. You are Xiu Wern's sister.
Josie : I know you. You are Monisha's sister.
Currently my elder sister got stalked.
By the way, stalk her more please.
And hi to all who said hi to me like Kai, Cynta and Monica..
CYNTA I MISS YOU~

bLek..

One more day till we go back to school.
Play everything at home.
Play like you never play before.
One more day of freedom.
Just wish I won't grow.

Wern : Jie
Jong : What?
Wern : Do you wish to not grow and stay the way you are?
Jong : You thing I can? I wish I can.
Wern : Your bo bo is growing la.
Jong : HA? Seriously? Can it grow as big as me?
Wern : Yea... =='' Actually, its going SMALLER, not bigger.
Jong : Oii.. Don't insult my bo bo.

Ask yourself the same question.
I ask myself and I answer myself.
I wish I wasn't born.

Good Luck in the new school guys..

Shit my life

I'm at my cousin's house.
I take this chance to play the computer.
Guess what.
I never though my life could get any better.
In my new school, SMKDJ I got in the 1 Balau.
Guess wht. Again..
1 Balau is the first class.
In SSP only got 4 people go to SMKDJ.
Me, Shu Ming, Ka Fung and Deran. (How to spell the mboys name?)
The boys are both in the last class.
Atleast they are in the same class.
Me and Shu Ming are in different classes.
Yea, the next thing i know i will be sitting.
Acting like and idiot.
Shit my life.
By the way, I haven't greet you guys yet.
Happy New Year.
Hope all of you have fun in your new school.
SMS me if you are bored.
I'M SO BORED AT HOME WITHOUT THE COMPUTER.
Help me if you can.
Ajak me keluar la.