Birthday babeh!

I ma 13 years old kiddo now!
I am old!
Time pass so damn fast.
The next thing I know is I am sitting for PMR.
And the other thing I know is SPM.
Than hope can reach to STPM or something.
College! Work! Guys! Hawter guys!
Yeah, next is I am getting marry with this person.
Of cos Its going to be a guys = =''
And next generations!
Be prepared if I say I don't want to get marry!
SINGLE <3
I had a fun day in school today!
All I hear is.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
The loudest were Wai Xian and Wai Lynn!
They were like shocked the hell of me!
I came to school and the first person i see is Ashlyn.
And she was like whispering to me.
"Happy birthday! Don't let anyone know if not you'll be Splash"
And the second I stepped into the canteen.
Some one screamed!
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY XIU WERN" said Kay Li.
And yeah, recieved Kay Li's present!
And we went and walk.
Its was damn bloody hot!
I almost melted my way back to the canteen.
Pheww@_@
Then see Syafinas!
She gave me present.
And came Nick and Jezzey.
HI-5 all the way with Both of them.
Nick wants a hug from me.
I was like no!
Cos he smell like tong sampah man like that.
He didn't shower and he was sweating!
You expect me to hug him? o_O
I can faint by than.
And a lot of people wished me!
Then went to the hall.
Went back to class.
As usual, look at the book, the teacher and the bunch of crazy 1 Balau.
RINGGG! RECESS.
Went down and do normal stuff.
Than went back to class.
As usual again.
During Moral was abit different.
Teacher just said."Buat kerja sendiri"
So everyone ran around the class.
Me, Shayna and Jezzey was talking crap.
And I didn't bother no more and followed Jade to piss.
And when I went back the class, Shayna went back to her place.
Cos teacher said so.
So I ajak her to my place.
And we talk and laugh and hurted each other.
We keep on hitting each others *cough*
Cannot say!
The both teacher's son Brian Leow and Zhi Choon was watching us doing it.
And happily they enjoyed it so much.
I hurted Jezzey lil bro by the chair.
When Shayna hit, me and my chair went backwards.
And Jezzey was at the back.
So he got bang at the *cough*
And Shayna lagi worse.
She hurted Jezzey lil bro with her hand.
She got so pissed with Jezzey and used her hand to hit Jezzey's.
So he was on the floor for damn long!
Trying to get up but can't.
So what the heck.
We don't have to study for the last two lessons cos we go hear speach.
I hardly hear a thing.
I fell asleep. x_x
Hope no one see me at the moment.
And after that, teacher said can get up.
But not go out.
People in Balau was already opening their bottles.
And they look at me like I borrow them RM50.000.000
Even Keisha was looking at me with her scary big eyes!
And when teacher let us out Shin Lin pulled me out! FAST!
I was like NOOO!
And I was like Kay Li help!
Went I stepped out.
They all SPLASHED me.
So I had to splash Kay Li.
And I did.
So me and Kay Li was wet.
Faster that.
I didn't finish all the water in my bottle.
So I just walked off.
And Jezzey saw me and like.
"Owwh its xiuwern's birthday"
And he ran to take his water.
When he come back to the same spot I was missing.
Missing In Action *MIA*
So now he is blaming me!
I felt damn cold in the car.
That time, I couldn't melt!

My wet self.

WET x_x

My mom was suppose to buy me a school bag

And she bought me one during my birthday

It comes together with a pencil box


I losted my bottle
So she bought me a new one

My dad gave me CASH
Not telling how much
Scared you rob me in the middle of the night


Kay Li gave me two presents

Syaf bkore my bottle

So she bought me a new one for my birthday

The bag Syaf gave me is in this condition now

Cos i got splashed and the water wet the thing

See the wet spot?

FYI : I am not old!

Irene also gave me two presents

She gave a phone chain donut and A-CASH

I can smell the donut in the middle of the night when I am hungry

Don't have to walk down stairs to look for food in the dark

I bet Irene took a really long time doing this

So complicated

That day I saw Jade's file and I think its nice

So she said she buy one more and give me for my birthday

The picyture Zhi Choon gave me for fun

The presents

I didn't put the file cos I don't know how its going to stand

After that I went to eat.

And then went to my Aunt house to celebrate with some SOUND!

So noisy.

Ask LinnaneLow cos she called me at that time.

And its so noisy.

Play play with them and they couldn't wait for the cake so I took it out.

Me putting my 13 years old candles on it

So old =[

My cake flovour is Cuppacino Cheese

Yummies :0

Looks damn fake ryte?

The strawberries are so shiny..

I wonder

Boy was fighting with me for the knife!

RAWR?

Felt like camwhoring myself after eating the cake.

So I did.

And I look retarded i realised.

So after that went home and I started playing the computer.

-Jezzey-

Jezzey complianed to me.

He said that I don't post about him no more.

So here I am posting about him.

YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO SING ME A SONG YOU BUNTUT MASAM!

orrections

Buntut masam + Pedas + Siok Sendiri

I forgot to bring my kauli to school.

Sine you want to Boil cook and don't know what to me.

Fine than, be that way.

If i got bring my kauli... I will burn or steam you into Adrian's colour!

Ass!

And I asked him what he wants me to post about him.

He said

"Post about how hunky I am"
Tell you what.

He is Hunky, I am Funky and Audrey is Chunky!

Me and Jezzey made that up just now.

I am tired! I want to sleep!

One more thing.

Jezzey has a papayabody.

hahas

I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA TOUCH YOU.

YOU WANNA TOUCH ME TOO!